Dear Matua Ryan.
We have been doing cool jokes with Mr A & I want you to figure out one for me please. They are fun, awesome and incredible!
Thursday 23 August 2018
Thursday 16 August 2018
Anger
Anger is the colour of red blood dripping from my nose.
It smells like rotting fish guts at the beach.
It tastes like blood in your mouth.
It sounds like cars screeching there wheels.
It feels like an earthquake in my brain.
It looks like mad fists clenched.
It lives on the school field between mean people.
Tuesday 7 August 2018
The golden horn
Brad was riding the rhinoceros in the hot, boiling desert.
The sun was high in the sky. His body was shaking, and all he could think about was whether or not the bandits were going to catch his group and strangle them all.
When Brad was a baby, Brads mum had brought him rhinoceros. His favourite rhinoceros was Dan, they would ride together for weeks at a time.
Brad and Dan were having a funny time, then they stumbled upon a bandits campground. They knew the bandits would try to kill them for Dan’s golden horn. When they were sneakily trying to back away from the bandits, they woke up! “Charge, kill them!” screamed the bandits!
Brad and Dan were galloping away from the bandits, but the bandits were driving super fast dirt bikes. Luckily, Brad spotted a camo cave to hide in. The cave was an old Indian cave from over 100 years ago. It’s walls were covered in spider webs, and red hand prints. Before entering the cave, Dan had carefully made footsteps that led away from the cave entrance. The bandits drove over the cave and they were happy to live another day.
The sun was high in the sky. His body was shaking, and all he could think about was whether or not the bandits were going to catch his group and strangle them all.
When Brad was a baby, Brads mum had brought him rhinoceros. His favourite rhinoceros was Dan, they would ride together for weeks at a time.
Brad and Dan were having a funny time, then they stumbled upon a bandits campground. They knew the bandits would try to kill them for Dan’s golden horn. When they were sneakily trying to back away from the bandits, they woke up! “Charge, kill them!” screamed the bandits!
Brad and Dan were galloping away from the bandits, but the bandits were driving super fast dirt bikes. Luckily, Brad spotted a camo cave to hide in. The cave was an old Indian cave from over 100 years ago. It’s walls were covered in spider webs, and red hand prints. Before entering the cave, Dan had carefully made footsteps that led away from the cave entrance. The bandits drove over the cave and they were happy to live another day.
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